My name is Bill DiCarlo and I am an asshole

Posted on : 02-09-2011 | By : bill_dicarlo_is_an_asshole | In : Deadbeat Dads, Florida


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Hello, my name is Bill DiCarlo and I am a self-centered, self-absorbed, selfish piece of shit. I don’t think you would be surprised to know that I owe $20,727 in back child support and I could care less. I have spent most of the last 15 years trying to dodge my obligations. Why should I pay for my son? His mother and step-father have plenty of money. I lie and cheat as much as possible and do anything I can to avoid paying child support. I even left my son almost 4 years ago. I moved from Ohio to Florida and told him I was “rebuilding” my life. I hope he believed me. I have only seen him twice in the past four years but I call once in a while and tell him how great I am. He is getting older now and I think he is catching on to the fact that I am not the hero I have always told him that I am and that I am really a slimy, stinking piece of garbage. My goal in life is to make as much money as possible, while working as little as possible. I am really a lazy, good for nothing pile of crap. I am always looking for the next get rich scheme and I am always surprised when they don’t work. If you ever deal with me financially, I will do my best to screw you. I have been doing it for years and it is working pretty well. I went thru a bankruptcy in 2000 but that did not slow me down one bit. I continue to fuck anyone I deal with. Don’t believe me? Check out all the judgments against me on the Lake and Cuyahoga County Ohio court records. By the way, I am also a tax cheat. I haven’t paid taxes in years. This is mostly due to the fact that I have rarely worked, but when I did, I was paid under the table. The year that I did have a real job and was going to file my taxes, I found out that Ohio Child Support was going to take my tax return. So, I just didn’t file. Chalk up another dirty deed for me. Here is some garbage that I put on website a few years ago when describing myself, “True warriors are of the same mind and spirit, such as in loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, integrity, personal sacrifice, and honor. “ I am such a bullshitter that I want people to believe that all of these attributes apply to me. Guess what? None of them do. In closing, if you run into my son, please don’t tell him that I am a lying, cheating, good for nothing piece of shit. Also, don’t trust me… I will fuck you if I have the chance.

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